Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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