And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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