Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I wear drunk well.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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