are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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