found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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