is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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