It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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