That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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