Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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