was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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