i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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