From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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