He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
is wine microwaveable?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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