Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
