Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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