so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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