Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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