I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Come share oat with me in your robe
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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