I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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