Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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