I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
no you cant smoke seaweed
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
