Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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