Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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