If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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If I die, sorry about rent.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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