That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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