I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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