just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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