I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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