ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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