Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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