I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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