that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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