Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
