Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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