Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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