I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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