This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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