I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
well you can't waste a boner
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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