he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We left the knife in your bed.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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