Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
