That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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