Are we in a gay sports bar?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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