You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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