i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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