I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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