it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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