East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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