I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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