so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
