i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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