I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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