was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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