let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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