normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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